Sobriety test

Sobriety Test

The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. 

As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. 

“What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. 

“I am a juggler” the man replied, “I use those in my act.” 

“Well, show me,” the officer demanded. 

The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer. 

Just then, another car passed by. 

The driver did a double take, and said, “My God. I have got to give up drinking! Look at the sobriety test they are giving now!”