Curly hairs

Curly Hairs

A local lady was having breakfast at the fancy Ritz-Carlton restaurant down in Naples. She was making a bit of a fuss. "Now, young man," she demanded of the waiter, "make sure my toast is crisp, my egg is soft but not runny, and I will not abide sausage with the mixed grill.” “One sight of sausage makes the short curly hairs on the back of my head stand on end." "What a coincidence," commented the waiter, "Usually, just the sight of short curly hairs makes my sausage stand on end."